Dallas Voice (Dallas, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 17, Ed. 1 Friday, September 9, 2011 Page: 38 of 48
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By Jack Fertig
Jennifer Hudson turns 30 on Monday.
The Oscar winner has made headlines in
the recent past mostly on her weight
loss. She talks to Self magazine this
month about losing over 80 pounds.
This year, she returns to the big screen in
Winnie, portraying Nelson Mandela's
wife, and in 2012's The Three Stooges.
VIRGO Aug 23-Sep 22
You find amazing deals at estate sales, perhaps even your true
love. If you already have one, bring him or her along and you find
some treasure that will become an emblematic keepsake.
LIBRA Sep 23-Oct 22
You're looking especially gorgeous. The attention you get will
surprise you. Of course you're not just a pretty face; a new con-
tact could prove very helpful as a colleague.
SCORPIO Oct 23-Nov 21
Hiding out from the social whirl may give you peace, but doesn't
do much for your anxieties. Hum the first tune that comes to
mind. That song will offer insights to face your worries.
Party it up but don't go overboard. Seek out new, interesting, un-
usual people at these events. Their perspectives can trigger new
insights into your own roots.
CAPRICORN Dec 21-Jan 19
Career opportunities are looking good, but are you prepared?
Know your strengths and the difference between reaching and
overreaching. Work causes you to neglect issues at home.
AQUARIUS Jan 20-Feb 18
Think a little harder before opening your mouth. Does it really
need to be said? Your words carry more weight than you realize.
Treat them like currency and don't waste them.
PISCES Feb 19-Mar 19
Opportunities abound as Venus is flashing her goodies in your
house of illicit pleasures. She offers a deeper challenge to re-
examine your priorities and values.
ARIES Mar20-Apr 19
You're suddenly looking marriageable no matter what local laws
allow. Let someone special see your inner wounds. Allowing
yourself to be vulnerable shows confidence in both of you.
TAURUS Apr 20-May 20
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. You have your own prob-
lems. Even so, helping out your pal can not only get you out of
your own problems for a bit, but help point you to a solution.
GEMINI May 21-Jun 20
Your idea of social outreach is a little outre. One on one is fine for
scaring off people you don't want to deal with, but if you're
working with a group, behave accordingly.
CANCER Jun 21-Jul 22
New recipes go better than you'd hoped for. Even if things screw
up, you get points for trying. At work keep your boss up on any
experiments, just in case.
LEO Jul 23-Aug 22
Advice is not necessarily appreciated, as you could find out the
hard way. An earnest, soul-searching talk about sex can be more
satisfying than actually doing it. Not that one rules out the other.
Venus coming home to Libra normally helps us to be more
gracious, social and polite. Opposing Uranus on the way in
whips up some crazy ideas of what that might mean. Com-
passion and imagining yourself in the other's position is usu-
ally the best way to start out.
Jack Fertig can beteached at 415-864-8302orStarjack.com
38 dallasvoice.com ■ 09.09.11
KyU's Bed & EtaEAkfAST by Greg Fox
is that all you GOT, ™
steele? c'mon ... you can
throw HARPER than THAT-
WATCH IT, LAPV... YOU'RE >
TALKIN' TO THE GUY WHO'S
UP FOR THlRP BASEMAN
OF THE YBAR IN THE
Ml NOR-LEAGUE AWARPS
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GOOP THING YOU'RE NOT
UP FOR PITCHER, OR
VOU'P BE IN TROUBLE.
weli they're havin' a
BIG, BLACK-TIE PINNER „
IN NEW YORK CITY... ^
gonna be some famous
SPORTS-WRITERS there... may-
be some of the YANKEES
anp METS players, too.
...more like you
n' me...you know...
sorta' just goin'
/s/OT, you know...
like a DATE.
yeah, um...all the guys
on the team are...
BRINGlN' SOMEONE with
'em...anp x got this i i
ticket for two...
no i not like
THAT... i mean.
FORGET IT. GEE-Z. WHAT
WAS I THINKlN'?
I I STEELE...
NO, REALLY... IT'S OKAY,
PELIA. IT WAS STU-
PIP OF ME TO ASK.
... I M NOT REAL GOOP AT UJ HOW
LYING. ANP ON A NIGHT LIKElYOU
THAT... WITH ALL THOSE PEO-
PLE AROUNP... QUESTIONS
ARE GONNA' GET ASK EC
ABOUT YOU ANP ME.
IT wasn't. amp
LIKE to go with
you, steele, but...
coulp LIE... the way you
can..-about who you ARE.
Website - www.kylecomics.com
E-Mail - K.ylesBnB@aol.com
P ITCH tf.'5 CUTE ^
She's Got It Bat
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