FCC Record, Volume 7, No. 23, Pages 7119 to 7517, November 2 - November 13, 1992 Page: 7,322

                                
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HS: Good. Then elect him governor of Louisiana. It
can't be any worse.
RQ: So that would mean that the state would not try to
press the issue and determine guilt and there would be. uh.
eventually this would all go away. I suppose.
HS: I see.
RQ: And he would only have to pay $50 and do some
community service. They are mulling over this offer at this
time. Pee Wee was not required to appear in court because
he is working on a movie.
HS: Let me tell you this Pee Wee. If they are going to
make him do public service. the service should be he
should go to every movie theater in Sarasota and scrub the
theater seats where guys drop their load. Because I'm going
to tell you something that that's disgusting. Imagine I go to
the movie theater and I'm sitting in Pee Wee's mess.
RQ: It's interesting, because the other day the lawyers for
Mr. Reubens decided they would try another argument to
get him out of the case. They wanted the case dropped on
the grounds that nudity is expected at a triple x-rated
theater. So that Pee Wee was only doing what was expected.
If he was nude at the time.
HS: That's brilliant. That's some defense. because there's
a movie on there you're allowed to whip it out and spew
that evil gunk all over everybody. Now, I don't know about
you but I've heard people actually say that this is not a
serious offense. He did not hurt anybody.

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October 31, 1991

October 31, 1991
HS: First of all I had a trauma as a child, which I don't
mind admitting to you.
RQ: Which was?
HS: I was outside one night. I happened upon a house
and I looked through the window inside the window.
you'll be interested in this was my hispanic neighbor.
humping a cancer ridden stripper.
RQ: Oh stop it. You are sick.
GR: Tell me more. right?
HS: Her husband was in the other room.
HS: Help me help me. where is my wife?
HS: No let me tell you something. first of all. my parents
first they gave me the genes to make me 6'5" with no penis
to speak of. You're not an outcast. I couldn't even change
in the locker room.
GR: I heard that about you
HS: Well it's true. Then they stuck me in a black neighborhood.
you'd be crazed too.
GR: I would have wet the bed too.
HS: You're not kidding. it was a traumatic upbringing to
say the least. There was a time I even hit on black women.

HS: The closest I came to making love to a black woman
was, I masturbated to a picture of Aunt Jemima.
GR: Oh. come on.
HS: On a pancake box. (Laughter) All right? And that
was it. And then I heard Aunt Jemima died in a plane
crash.
GR: Were you really one of those two finger guys?
HS: Yeah. (Laughter) Yeah. Geraldo. oh boy. No. I did it
right on her kerchief (Laughter)
HS: You ever see "Truth Or Dare?"
LK: No. I saw some of the clips and she.
HS: Let me tell you something. the you tell me, you're a
man of peace, this is a woman doing her makeup. right?
LK: Right.
HS: Kinda heavy.
LK: Mmm.
HS: So she gets drunk one night, and evidently she
wakes up in a hotel and her a3s is bleeding. all right. So.
LK: Whose ass is bleeding?
HS: The woman in the movie.

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October 31, 1991

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LK: Right, right.
HS: So she goes to Madonna, she says, listen. I woke up
drunk, my ass is bleeding.
LK: You're serious. this is in the film'?
HS: I'm being serious.
LK: Okay. I think.
HS: I think you might want to rent this.
LK: Okay.
HS: And she goes. my ass is bleeding Madonna. I woke
up in a hotel, I know I was drunk, I was with a bunch of
guys and I wake up and my ass is bleeding. I'm really
upset. You know what Madonna does?
LK: What?
HS: She laughs. (Laughter) Has that ever happened to
you?
LK: Woke up with my ass bleeding? No. (Laughter)
HS: I'm sick of this show.
RQ: Let me tell you.
HS: I got to get a legitimate career.
HS: Who's she with Richard Gere?
LK: Richard Gere. No. He wakes up with his ass bleeding
sometimes.

HS: What were you doing? I mean, Lisa is walking
around the house. thinking she could trust you and you
stand there staring at her underpants and stuff. Shannon,
you'd be ashamed of yourself. Did you ever masturbate and
think about Lisa? All the years you knew Lenny?

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