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CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY
amusements
By JaekTertig
Olivia Newton-John turns 63 on Monday.
The singer/actress reached queer iconi-
cism as the muse Kira in the roller skating
fantasy film Xanadu. She only helped that
with her role as Bitsy Mae Harling in the
Sordid Lives film and the television series.
We think her guest appearances on Kathy
Griffin: My Life on the D-List and Glee her
well on queerdom's radar.
LIBRA Sep 23-Oct 22
Getting older beats the hell out of the alternative. The trick is to
celebrate maturity, not to try hiding your age. Staying active and
fit is one thing; holding on to your adolescence is another.
SCORPIO Oct 23-Nov 21
Your energy is high, perhaps hard to control. Worrying about that
can turn it into nervous aggravation. Stay focused. Staying
where you're visible will help you stay on purpose.
SAGITTARIUS Nov22-Dec20
If arguments with friends leave you irritated, it's because they're
right. Be big enough to admit it. You're in too much demand now
to be in a cranky sulk. What you learn can prove helpful at work.
CAPRICORN Dec 21-Jan 19
Rewards for your accomplishments are more spiritual than re-
munerative. If that disappoints you, take it in stride. Remember,
you're always being seen and attitude is key to further success.
AQUARIUS Jan 20-Feb 18
Charm is more persuasive than facts. That doesn't mean you
have to compromise your integrity, but you want to adjust your
attitude. Especially with the one you love, remember to be kind.
PISCES Feb 19-Mar 19
Outstanding debts should wait. Focus on your sex life. What do
you really want? Partnered: A long heart-to-heart talk is in order.
Single: An adventure can open up amazing new possibilities.
ARIES Mar 20-Apr 19
Accepting invitations to fun causes as much trouble as refusing
them. Adventure and drama are inevitable, so embrace them
consciously with eyes open or they will sneak up on you.
TAURUS Apr 20-May 20
Don't let work stress you out. Exercise shakes off the tension.
Redistributing the workload among your co-workers can help.
Staying focused on the goal is important, but don't obsess on it.
GEMINI May 21 -Jun 20
Your efforts to include friends just annoy them. Let them be the
audience when you're done. If you find a good collaborator,
though, it could become more than a working relationship.
CANCER Jun 21-Jul 22
Make new contacts in your community. You'll be surprised to
discover how well known you are. Those new connections prove
helpful in your career. When in doubt, stay close to home.
LEO Jul 23-Aug 22
Some things need to be said and feathers have to be ruffled. Be
tactful, but also be ready to deal with the fact that someone will
be upset, and he or she will just have to hear it and adapt.
VIRGO Aug 23-Sep 22
Be careful whom you contract with in financial undertakings. It
could work out brilliantly, but is more likely to be a disaster. Sex-
ual explorations can improve partnerships or help start one.
THIS WEEK
Fresh into Libra, the sun and Mercury stimulate friendly con-
versation but they're opposite Uranus and squaring Pluto; any
dialogue can turn fiercely argumentative or deliciously wicked.
Either way, secrets will be revealed!
JackFertig can be reached at 415-864-8302 or Starjack.com
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Kylf's Bed & BREAkfAST by Greg Fox
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RICHARP...
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his year.
x PON'T DESPISE you,
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getting me in touch
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DESPISE ME now-
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